Did You Know That...

When building a house, the bigger the headache you have, the better the house? My builder has assured me of this...

When building a house, there are approximately 153 exterior trim options and decisions to make? We won't even talk about the interior...

Someone could find my blog by googling "ass and underwear Greek Proverb"? Hmmm...

I haven't ran or done anything at all (as in intentional physical exercise) in approximately two and a half months? Ugh...

If you replace the watch you lost, you will find it. So don't get the exact same one again, no matter how much you loved it... and don't badmouth the hotel maid (oops, sorry).

The secret to "lucky" people is that they simply don't give a shit when dealt a bad card. What bad card? (I just happen to have a couple other dueces.)

"Everything" is in your head... except lonliness. That's real.

If you give your (or my) teenager your credit card, and make it clear they are not to buy anything for themselves... they will still find a way to charge three time more than you expected.

Sting has a PBS Christmas special on right now (OMG, the trumpets are amazing... how can someone play that instrument so soft and perfect?).

I love PBS concerts.

A six year old boy and a six month old puppy have the same amount of energy... boundless.

I must confess, I could use some rest... (i.e., work is done). Good night!