Who Let The Dogs Out?!

I know you really want to go "who, who, who, who, who" about now, but I'm really wondering who let the dogs out?! I don't know what I was thinking... I wasn't. I'm sleep deprived, stressed out, over worked, under paid, no sex life... wait, what was I talking about???

Oh, yeah, who let the flippin' dogs out?! I adopted two dogs the past month, and I've become a raging maniac. I run around my house following the little suckers with a scowl, daring one of them to leave even one drop... and thereby decrease their number by one! I wake up in the morning thinking "Is that a dog I hear? Who let the dog out of its crate?!"

Ok, so there are some good points, too. I started the puppy running with me last week; he got three one-milers in! Meet Amos, my new running partner... he loves me. He follows me around, sits, shakes, fetches, stays, heels, doesn't run away when we're out in the yard. And, he licks my toes! Who needs a sex life?